Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
is that a dick in a sweater?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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