some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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