I'm retarded. Again.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.