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• (650): View more from California

  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.

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• (510): View more from California

  I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.

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  you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight

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• (210): View more from Texas

  literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?

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