Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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