i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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