grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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