No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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