Me. At least after what I've been through.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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