Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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