you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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