Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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