You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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