We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think my moral compass just broke
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