i always forget guys have bellybuttons
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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