if you like me you must not know who I am
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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