he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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