Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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