I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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