You can't special order awesome
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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