yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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