I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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