I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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