Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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