Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
