some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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