I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
