Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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