the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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