Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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