We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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