His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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