shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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