Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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