My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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