Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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