dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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