Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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