The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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