Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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