"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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