Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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