its not stalking. its research.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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