Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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