we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's shark week go big or go home
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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