whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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