So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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