your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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