Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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