What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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