No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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