thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My feet surprised me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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