You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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