you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.