I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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