we're blogging at a bar
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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