I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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