I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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